YOU WERE LIED TO!
You want to know why you’re different from others.
Why you can hear, see, or sense things that most people can’t.
Why you know things when nobody can explain how you knew them.
You see the world differently - which is both awesome and scary AF.
So you try to find those answers in a tarot card reading or through meditation…
Or reiki, or manifestation, or ayahuasca, or a million other things…
Some of them are AMAZING but…
nothing ever seems to last very long.
Soon you feel like an answers addict - looking for the next hit - and being told you can have it but it’s gonna cost ya.
Or that you’ve got to “raise your vibration” or you always have a chakra blocked no matter how much cleansing and balancing you do.
Your friends and family look at you like you’re crazy and wonder when you’re gonna grow out of this “phase”.
And it’s glorious beyond measure... but you can’t figure out who to trust and who is full of shit. #unicornpoop
Tbh, you’re tired of trying.
There’s so much rainbow vomit and spiritual frosting on the “love & light” train that you just wanna get OFF of it already, for fucks sake.
Maybe your spiritual mentors have told you things like:
on all the above and we’ll tell you why.
If you’re not born with level 11 intuitive super powers then you’re broken and can never, EVER get into The Kewl Kidz Club.
We totally understand how it makes some people feel super duper kewl to be “born” with “SpEcIaL pOwErS”. Everybody likes feeling special, right?
But here’s why this is bullshit:
Intuitive powers (Yes, ALL of them) are a function of the mind! As a function of the mind, they can be trained like a bodybuilder trains those sweet peachy glutes.
What the Kewl Kidz won’t tell you is that we’re ALL born with instincts (thank you very much animal brain).
We ALL get hunches or a gut feeling about something. (I just *knew* I should’ve bought Amazon stock back in college...or HOLY SMOKES...I would’ve totally been in that heinous car wreck if I hadn’t had the weirdest feeling that I should wait for some reason.)
The problem is that most people get into the habit of dismissing these magic super powers as they grow up.
If we had a nickel for every time we’ve heard a variation on this theme from the awesome people we work with, our net worth would rival Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates. #realtalk
Why it's bullshit:
We get where it comes from - (constricting fears, doubts, and insecurities) which is why we know there’s literally no way it could be true. Most of the time, when people use this one, they've mostly been shut down from playing like a child, and don't think it's safe for anyone else to play either. Plus, they don’t understand how the whole "heaven/hell/God/Satan" thing works… or even what it really is.
Joseph Campbell talks about the Hero's Journey that includes a cave where we face our fears and do battle with our demons then emerge into the light to share and teach others.
When you take away the cave, there's no path to the light.
If we can face our fears and "demons", we can create more light in the world.
If we can't even go there, we can never rise from the depths to become our greatest strength.
It’s easier to believe things are out of your control and in the hands of some otherworldly deity than to believe that you ARE the creator, YOUR energy is magic, and you have what you need INSIDE to find the path that works for you.
But we also know that it’s a very REAL fear in the minds of those who believe it. Most of the time it’s a mask or a cover for an underlying issue that needs healing and/or clearing.
You didn’t pop out of the womb as an expert in everything. You didn’t just know how to walk... or talk... or potty in a toilet... or drive a car.
Why this is bullshit:
That’s not how life works. #science
You had to learn how to do all of those things. And you probably sucked at them when you first started out.
But that was totally ok because that’s how it’s supposed to work.
You learn by watching others, asking questions, getting feedback on things you could do differently to get a better result.
And, before you know it, those things are second nature.
It’s the same process with your gifts.
You might have raw talent...but you have to consciously build and shape that talent if you’re ever going to improve.
You have to learn how to do it and practice until you become the master of your destiny.
Raw talent alone can’t reach the full potential of everything it could be without this necessary process of learning and growing.
We can’t tell you how many times people have come to us, frustrated beyond belief with how limited their growth has been despite their best efforts.
We can totally relate. We’ve both been there for sure.
Most approaches either have the cool intuitive techniques but lack the foundation of self growth to stabilize it.
OR they have the self growth foundation on lock without a clue of what to do with quickly evolving intuitive skills.
The truth is - intuition and self-growth work better together.
Think of it kind of like the yin and yang, the divine masculine and the divine feminine, sushi and sapporo…
They both bring something special to the table - but it's the UNION of the two that makes it work as a whole.
Once you find the right balance of mysticism and science that’s perfect for you, everything changes.
You can finally rest easy with clarity about your unique gifts
and the confidence to step into your place in this world.
You will have the tools necessary to help both yourself and those you were destined to help.
You will be clear and free of the toxicity from your past and you’ll be braver for having done the work to clean all that shit out for good.
Sound too good to be true? It’s not.
We’ve worked with thousands of clients, just like you, over the last several years so we know that our method facilitates genuine, fast, lasting, transformative shifts.
But we’re not here to convince you that this will work for you.
You have to make that decision for yourself.
Only YOU have access to the part inside of your mind
that knows if this is right FOR YOU.
All we ask is just a few minutes to listen to a story or two before you decide.
One of our clients - we’ll call her Jane - heard about us from a friend of hers and the first thing she thought was...
Jane was looking for something tangible and real that would help her understand why she was seeing spiders on her ceiling when they weren’t really there.
We helped her to understand that first off she wasn’t crazy.
Then, for the rest of the hour we spent together, we helped her understand how and why her mind was working the way it was for her, and what message that imaginary spider was showing her.
Since that session, Jane now has us on speed dial whenever she has ANYTHING in her life that just doesn’t make sense.
We helped another client - we’ll call her Jena - to uncover and work through a root issue that held her back from launching her metaphysical business for 5 years.
She said that 1 hour with us was better than 10 hours of the traditional therapy she’d done. She launched her business within 2 months of that conversation.
Another client - let’s call this one Jean - grew up in a household full of severe mental, physical, and emotional abuse. She was at a point where she was looking to end the pain permanently.
Within 6 months of working together, not only does she have a purpose to live for, but a passion that nobody will ever be able to take from her again.
AND, she knows how to handle any of the bullshit attacks that anyone else might throw at her, because we’ve given her the tools and techniques to stand strong in what’s right for her and be her own champion.
She also has a much better selection of people that she surrounds herself with, and knows how to spot bullshit from 100 yards away.
Up to this point, Your mind has been doing it’s best to protect you and keep you functioning, but it’s hasn’t had the right direction or answers to LIVE in a state of peace.
You haven’t been SAFE enough to explore and develop your gifts.
Your brain has been using all the resources you have to run on survival mode.
NOW is the time to allow your brain to work for your best and highest good. It’s time to start thriving in the full glory of all that is already within you.
Now is the time to get the answers you’ve been looking for without being made to feel like a spiritual dumbass for asking the questions.
We are on a mission to clean up the unicorn poop and fairy vomit with the awesome-sauce of magic AND science to help metaphysical badasses like you get past the BS and finally step into your unique power.
We're FIGHTING BACK against lost fairies wreaking havoc and unicorns running amuck. We do love them both, but... sometimes they drink so much love & light they puke all over the carpet, which is super hard to get out. #NotPretty
It’s both middle fingers raised up against the fake ass bullshit systems that cover insecurity and jealousy in rainbow sprinkles then claim to be #WOKEAF
It’s a skill set that will enable you to become the answer you’ve been looking for and join the fight for spiritual substance.
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